Funny Stories of the not so Charming Pierce

I just feel like blogging. Since no one reads my blog anyway, its ok for me to go crazy right? Rrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttttt.........

Ok so let me tell you a funny story. ok? ok.

So one time when I lived in Pittsburgh, PA, i decided to start posting videos of me doing           "Quick Tips". I must admit i thought the idea was pretty keen. Tbh though, i really only had one idea, buuuuuut i figured once i did my first one, i was come up with another idea soon enough. So i made this little video of me, and posted it on Facebook. It was of me saying:

     "Pierce's Quick Tip #101. Tired of trying to spread stiff butter on your toast? Well I'm here to help! When your toast is toasting, hold your butter carton upside-down over the toaster until the top of the butter is all melty, then when your toast pops, it is easy for you to spread!"

(And yes i was doing the voice.You know, the voice that bad infomercials have?Anyway, back to the story)
   

Now you may be thinking: "That's a great idea! And wait... what's so funny about the story?"


    Or some you may be smart and are thinking: "IS SHE STUPID?!? DOES SHE KNOW THAT IF THE BUTTER GETS IN THE TOASTER THAT IT WILL CATCH ON FIRE AND QUITE POSSIBLY BURN DOWN THE WHOLE HOUSE AND PUT THE PENNINGTON'S LIVES AT STAKE?!?!?!?

       Well to answer that question, yes, yes, i did know about that about 5 minutes after i posted the it and my mom frantically took down the video, and then posted "please do not do this "Quick tip" for it may endanger your families at home."

    Well thanks again for reading my blog Mom!! And i hope everyone who reads this will laugh as much as i did writing it!!